Thank god the creepy-ass wordy-thought bubbles have gone, right? That was a special kind of hell, right there. It was like the whole world suddenly became telepaths. [Or worse. DeadpoolI still say they could be the perviest of all people. It's like dat whole 'if you're invisible, would you go hang out in the girl's locker room' thing. Except ( Read more... )

I'm pretty sure I remember seein' a movie about fuzzy things once. Wasn't there some sorta rule about not getting them wet, or letting them eat after midnight?

Anyway, who's got money on them somehow ending up swarming and makin' us all live in terror fer days? I'm puttin' twenty caisos on it right now.

[There will be a song playing over the journals. This song, to be exactSo, has anyone had their showbiz dreams come true after that singing and dancing number ? I mean, heck, it was like watching American Idol on a grand scale. Pity Simon Cowell didn’t show up to tell you all you’d never make it ( Read more... )

[The journal picks up a loud yawn as someone wakes up from a nice week-long sleep. Not that he realises he's been asleep for a whole week, of course. He's just been dreaming of living his normal castle life, with no creeper kidnapper at all]

Man, I haven't felt so rested since forever. That's pretty weird.

[After all, he's used to having very ( Read more... )

...You ever get that feelin' you're being followed?

Anyways, are we suspicious of trees now? Because there's this pine I know who I'm pretty sure was the third gunman on the grassy knoll. You should probably do a background check on it. Just sayin'.

[He gives a yawn]

Hey and don't forget the gian... gian...

[Snoring sounds get. Guido's out ( Read more... )

[Guido is sitting on the floor of the lobby (because chairs just never work well for him) piling up some love hearts into little towers and seeing how far back he has to go to get his yo-yo to hit themDoes anyone know how they get the little words on these things? Do they just have a billion little moulds that they randomize or something ( Read more... )

So, people are goin’ back to normal, right? The freaky-ass carnage is over ( Read more... )

[The thought of losing something is disconcerting to Guido, it's not like he has a lot to lose in the first place, and trying to find out exactly WHAT it is he's lost is harder than he thought. So he's scribbling this list in his journal]

Powers ✔
Amazing yo-yo skills [A pause then a 'thwwwwwpt' noiseA-Grade sense of humour ( Read more... )

[Hi Paradisa. You have a top-heavy man sitting in your lobby, his hands held out in front of him as if he's driving a van.

That's because five seconds ago, he was. He looks a little confused at the sudden lack of his transport. I mean, it was bad enough Shatterstar broke the roof, but now it's gone all together. Vans aren't cheap, dude...This ain' ( Read more... )